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Jump and Throw

This hilarious experience came a couple months ago before we were all in quarantine. I was back in Colorado for the last couple days of Spring Break, and we had a get together at one of my high school friend's house. There was quite a few of us because a lot of the guys were also back for the last few days of break. Anyway, one of my friends (we call him Q) had a little too much beer to drink and was feeling a little nauseous. By nauseous, I mean Q was laying on his stomach on my friends trampoline with his head over the side. He hadn't thrown up yet, but he was making some strange groaning sounds. One of my other friends (we call him Biz) was completely oblivious of the situation and didn't know how Q was feeling, so he started jumping on the trampoline. Q was getting tossed around from the jumping, and the gyration was all Q's body needed to start throwing up. He started throwing up off the side of the trampoline while my friends and I tackled Biz and made him stop jumping. This sent us all laughing hysterically at Q's expense. We had never seen someone throw up in mid air.

However, that's not where the story ends. Q finally finished throwing up and stands up on the trampoline. He was dizzy, confused, definitely not sober, and looked like he didn't even know where he was. He was walking to get off the trampoline when Biz gets back on the trampoline and starts jumping again. Biz double jumped right at Q's feet which sent him flying off the trampoline and into a tree. The trampoline is surrounded by trees on the side Q fell off, so he got stuck about half way up in a tree. He had throw up all over himself and was now tangled in a tree. Again, it was incredibly hilarious to us, not so much for Q.

Amidst our laughter, we were able to climb the tree and help Q down. He ended up being okay and was even able to laugh at the situation a little bit. This was one of the funniest occurrences I have ever been apart of, and to my knowledge, Q has not jumped on a trampoline since the incident. 

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